"Lets go punch a fire extinguisher!"

Jun 02
reconstructreality:

glazedtwist:

(by maria vernigora)

▲ vintage blog▲ 

CATS ARE NOT VINTAGE GO AWAY YOU HIPSTERS YOU CANNOT CLAIM THIS CAT AS YOUR OWN

reconstructreality:

glazedtwist:

(by maria vernigora)

▲ vintage blog▲ 

CATS ARE NOT VINTAGE GO AWAY YOU HIPSTERS YOU CANNOT CLAIM THIS CAT AS YOUR OWN

Jun 02

Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

Go away

Jun 02
tastefullyoffensive:

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Jun 02
  • me: closes wrong tab
  • me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
Jun 02

Started watching “The IT Crowd”

it’s pretty damn funny

although it’s kind of hard to explain things when your mom walks in the door to Richmond and Denim in bed together screaming at the sight of each other.

Jun 02

seedlingstrange replied to your post: seedlingstrange replied to your post: How on Earth…

“I do not know what Ned looks like describe this dream boi”

Gosh woman don’t you know of a place called google images

Jun 02

seedlingstrange replied to your post: How on Earth am I developing a crush on a guy that…

“Tell me about this Dreamie boy”

mm okay he kind of looks like Ned from Ghost Whisperer (don’t judge it’s a good show) 

and he was nice

it was just weird cause I think our familys were friends

and I was playing a board game with his family and his dad like threw cards at us and was like “Now kiss”

and I was so confused

the whole thing was confusing

I tryed to just kiss him on the cheek but he wouldn’t let me do that so I had to kiss him on the lips

like I guess my lips were dry so afterwards I went to fill up a coca cola bottle with water but then I realised it wasn’t a coca cola bottle anymore it was instead some kind of tube with holes in the top so I was trying to fill it up through the holes and I asked his dad why he did that and he was like “because he has a crush on you” and then walked away

and then I woke up and my lips were dry which is probably why it came through in the dream

Jun 02

How on Earth am I developing a crush on a guy that was in my dream?

No brain

not cool

you don’t even know if he exists! 

Jun 02

caffeinatedfeminist:

propfan:

I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.

I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be. 

But what if both are what I am? IS THAT WHY I KEEP GETTING HEADACHES!? :D

I am a bunch of outdated psychological nonsense!

There I fixed the title.

It really doesn’t surprise me that most tests saying “Left or Right” put me as equal or nearly equal for both sides of the brain.

Jun 02

stoopxkid:

i wish i didnt feel like im annoying everybody i talk to